Category Archives: totd

tweet of the day – 04.09.14

I’m surprised his giant balls didn’t cause him to plummet to earth. His balls probably said, “Gravity? Fuck gravity.”


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tweet of the day – 04.07.14

Arya will end up on the throne. That’s my prediction. See all of ’em here.

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tweet of the day – 04.03.14

Ouch, burn.

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tweet of the day – 04.02.14

if you can’t see the pic, the gist is;

A 24 year old seeing out of a train window shouts, “Dad look, the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity.

suddenly he exclaimed again, “dad look, the clouds are running with us!”

The couple couldn’t resist, and said to the old man, “why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”

The old man smiled, and said, “i did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.”

Yes, everyone has a story. Listen.

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tweet of the day – 04.01.14

Indeed it is, and we are. At the very least, the barrier between what is satire and what isn’t has been blurred to near invisibility.

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tweet of the day – 03.29.14

some parts look.. less than safe, but it is damn cool

‘Tis Saturday, go play!

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