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tweet of the day – 04.09.14

I’m surprised his giant balls didn’t cause him to plummet to earth. His balls probably said, “Gravity? Fuck gravity.”


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Where’s the Birth Certificate, Joffrey

Mother Jones put together some attack ads. The fight for the Iron Throne attack ads.

this one is fucking blasphemy! Daenerys Targaryen/Arya Stark [whatever year it is in Westeros]

I made a prediction on twitter;

I stand by it, no matter what’s “in the books.” There is a reason the fairy tale book with the three ladies raining hell down on KL from three dragons is so prevalent. Either Arya or the Baratheon boy will be on the throne.

tweet of the day – 04.07.14

Arya will end up on the throne. That’s my prediction. See all of ’em here.

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tweet of the day – 04.03.14

Ouch, burn.

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tweet of the day – 04.02.14

if you can’t see the pic, the gist is;

A 24 year old seeing out of a train window shouts, “Dad look, the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity.

suddenly he exclaimed again, “dad look, the clouds are running with us!”

The couple couldn’t resist, and said to the old man, “why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”

The old man smiled, and said, “i did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.”

Yes, everyone has a story. Listen.

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tweet of the day – 04.01.14

Indeed it is, and we are. At the very least, the barrier between what is satire and what isn’t has been blurred to near invisibility.

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