tweet of the day – 04.09.14

I’m surprised his giant balls didn’t cause him to plummet to earth. His balls probably said, “Gravity? Fuck gravity.”

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Where’s the Birth Certificate, Joffrey

Mother Jones put together some attack ads. The fight for the Iron Throne attack ads.

this one is fucking blasphemy! Daenerys Targaryen/Arya Stark [whatever year it is in Westeros]

I made a prediction on twitter;

I stand by it, no matter what’s “in the books.” There is a reason the fairy tale book with the three ladies raining hell down on KL from three dragons is so prevalent. Either Arya or the Baratheon boy will be on the throne.

tweet of the day – 04.07.14

Arya will end up on the throne. That’s my prediction. See all of ’em here.

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tweet of the day – 04.03.14

Ouch, burn.

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metal cats

photo via pretty little kat

photo via pretty little kat

Internet + Cats + [some quirk of humanity] = $$$, apparently. You can’t swing a figurative dead cat without figuratively hitting another cat picture or meme. You’ve got your cute cats, box cats, ceiling cats, Grumpy Cat™s, twitter feeds of, or dedicated to, cats, a billion cat videos and… Metal Cats?

If you had to guess what kind of pet the average heavy metal musician would own, chances are a big, tough dog would come to mind. But a new book, “Metal Cats,” features something quite opposite – men of the hardcore metal music world with their cute cats.

Yes, Metal Cats. Tattooed metal musicians posing with cats. This is a book;

Metal Cats combines two amazing subjects: the extreme personalities of the hardcore metal music scene and their adorable kitties.
Metal isn’t all dark and disturbing, violent and misanthropic. Metal Cats is proof that while the music may be brutal, the people in the scene are softies for their pets just like you and me…

Here’s Leto with a cat:

Photo: powerHouse Books

which one is the scary one again? – Photo: powerHouse Books

How can you get more awesome than Metal Cats? Like this, maybe?

A portion of the proceeds from this book and a series of benefit shows held along the West Coast will go towards one no-kill shelter in each of the four main cities visited.

Good deal. My two three cats approve. And, while photos of metal-heads with cats seems like a small niche market, I think there are more of us out there than you think. There are certainly a shitload of cats.

tweet of the day – 04.02.14

if you can’t see the pic, the gist is;

A 24 year old seeing out of a train window shouts, “Dad look, the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity.

suddenly he exclaimed again, “dad look, the clouds are running with us!”

The couple couldn’t resist, and said to the old man, “why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”

The old man smiled, and said, “i did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.”

Yes, everyone has a story. Listen.

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